Hello my fellow miscreants,
So this is my first working Monday on over a month, and I have decided that Monday missed me. I suspected this would be the case when I woke to find I have no Redbull. I went to check my email, I have no internet; Comcast is doing ‘maintenance’. I go to the doughnut shop, to find out they are sold out of my favorite doughnuts. Go to the new Job, but the parking lot is being stripped so have to go to the back lot which is full already, making me park a block away, at least it’s already 85 degrees outside. Got to the training room to find the AC is out. It takes only a few minutes for me to soak through my shirt.
All this plus I have to go from my office to my interview. So I get to drive home, grab a clean shirt, then drive like myself (IE a mad man) to the interview – then depending on mood and time, go back to the office, which means going home to get my other dirty shirt back on. (Don’t want to explain why I got a clean shirt for a doctor appointment) and finish the day.) of course, when I am almost back to the office the new boss calls, turns out he is going home, so I don’t have to worry about coming back.
My big interview went like Crap, so all that work and missed time may well be for nothing.
And of course, the last piece of this twisted excuse for a day, I got another call for an interview, but I had to tell them sorry, I can’t interview until Thursday.
A Monday this epically bad can only happen because Monday has missed messing with me…