My Fellow Miscreants
It’s time that we all unite and stage an intervention! I know that most of you probably are more on the receiving side of these, and have little clue how to organize one, but maybe I can help. I’ll write my speech first, and you can all use it as a template.
I have known you all my life. Your antics when I was younger we amusing, and while you often failed me when I truly needed you by refusing my requests, I tolerated this. As an adult, and with a much different perspective, and it would seem your antics are getting more extreme.
I am sure there is medication that will help; you really need to start taking it regularly, maybe find someone to talk to.
Seriously Mother Nature, you just flooded my home state, made my neighbors basement into an indoor pool, and converted my car to a mushroom farm. All that and I still failed my 5th grade math test because you refused to give me a June snow day from school.
I don’t know if you and Father Time are fighting, or if you’re going through some type of change, but either way you seriously need your meds!”
All right people, your turn! And if I get hit by lightning, maybe we will have to reschedule!