Hello my fellow miscreants,.
Hard to believe it’s been almost 3 months since my last blog post – about being mugged by squirrels. I would love to tell you I have been gone because of <insert inane adventure filled with buxom babes>. Of course, most of you are probably thinking I’ve been gone, and just returning as a condition of my community service.
The sad truth is I have and am working through a personal tragedy. I won’t bore anyone with the details, but I can tell you I am still trying to work through the deep personal loss, and while I have no great insights to share (the internet is already flooded with drunken ramblings for dealing with this issue) I can share with you some facts you could find useful.
Problems float, and they can swim in any level or amount of alcohol. So far the only being that is benefiting from my attempt to drown this issue has been the local squirrel population.
There is a difference between passing out and going to sleep – as it turns out, passing out does not count as sleep. I have been to work more than once hung over to the point where I am ready to shoot out the lights and break the monitors. Probably not the best way to make a good impression.
No matter how thick the sh!t is piled on, there is always room for more. I am dealing with the city over a dead raccoon, the local police force for other problems, and about to start to deal with the IRS. Some of these problems were inevitable, some are caused by some ‘interesting’ decisions
I will be back to doing my blog weekly again, and work on keeping my humor sharp, but not too brutal. And if y’all are nice, maybe I will explain the whole dead Raccoon story
So you can stop printing my picture on the milk cartons, I am back!